then he waddled away

A lyric from “The duck song 1”

Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Miloooo April 17, 2022

hippo waddle saurus

A person who's exessive weight causes them to walk in an un-natural way.

A visually based description of 'overweight persons who waddle like a hippo when they walk' that emphasises the physical vilgarity of obesity.

It took ages to get through the checkout at the mall, I got stuck behind a hippo waddle saurus.

by Steelbeard January 14, 2009

Waddle of Shame (WOS)

Waddling to the bathroom, cupping your vagina to dispose of semen seepage.

She did the waddle of shame (WOS) after I filled her rim full.

by Innocent bystander. February 23, 2014

Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

walk wit a waddle

its when u get ur leg ran over by ur drunk bro and u have a fucked off walk

i walk wit a waddle because i wanted some rock

by beezy teezy January 26, 2009

Waddle

Like going for a paddle, but the land equivalent.

Jerry the Duck enjoys an occasional cheeky Sunday waddle, as it brings a healthy variety to his usual lifestyle of more prosaic paddling.

by hocusBOGUS May 7, 2018

Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 4, 2010