vag gak

All of the shit that ends up on a baby after giving birth.

As a baby is born the midwife will hand the baby to the mother saying; "Mind the vag gak as its as slippery as fuck! I don't want you dropping the poor little bastard"

by VeryBigA February 1, 2018

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K-vagged

When someone kicks someone in the female private area. The female equivalent of being kicked down there. Obviously not as painful but pretty nasty.

Did you see that girl get K-vagged at the bar just then?!

by Jessy00002 June 11, 2014

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Lemon Vag

The standard 'model' vagina. Has nothing going on but a slit. Looks like it sucked on a lemon.

Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?

Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.

by lostlast May 2, 2012

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Vag Puppet

Using your fingers to manipulate the labia while making voices.

So he starting tugging on my vagina and said, "Ooota goota Solo?" Then asked if Greedo wanted Eskimo kisses. I got really freaked out when he asked who Seymour was! Its like he was playing with a Vag Puppet.

by Plang00d January 13, 2009

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vag clouds

The puffy walls of soft cloud like substance some girls have inside their vaginas that grips yo dick like a suction cup and makes smashing them amazing and tight af!

Not all girls have vag clouds some are empty holes filled with spiky hard shit or large empty pits.

Dam bro that girl last night had mad vag clouds! pussy was so tight! cam like a mofucka!

by JyahC April 24, 2017

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