Val it up

To make up a completely new word and claim that it has some kind of connotation rooted in slang/urban culture with complete disregard for any sense of accuracy because you think your law school classmates are too dorky to know the difference

Description of the crime:

Val'n it up is a general intent crime. This means that one may be guilty of Val'n it up just by acting with a general evil purpose. This evil purpose may be inferred from one's actions, such as when one speaks a slang word that none of their peers have heard of, or when one slurs many slang words into one long one.

Val'n it up is akin to a depraved heart murder and should be punished as such.

past tense = "val'd it up"
"thashiainaight" means: "I am not fond of the statement just made and/or the issue before us." If one were to use this word, they would val it up. Assuming, of course, the necessary mens rea.

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hi im val
-hi im val
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Vid-val

Short for "video valium". To be sedated by a movie or banal TV show that:

A: Puts you to sleep
B: Is distracting or calming enough to relieve anxiety

This is especially true for DVD commentaries.
"Not now honey, I'm watching Seventh Heaven. You know it's my vid-val."

"Sorry, I was sleeping so I couldn't get your call. I was watching the producer's commentary to The Secret. It was total vid-val. Put me right out!"
by Kneeland March 09, 2010
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Val <3

the hottest bitch i know

my lovely daughter who is sexy like her dad

fuck off my daughter, i will shoot you
woah Val <3 is a really hot babe
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Mo Val Krew

Started By Forgot
Symbolizes everyone in the Rave Scene of Moreno Valley
Has sub groups such as JBK and BK and many more maybe?
Planniung On moval Takeover which will be a rave at the end of 2008
Person 1: Hey can the Mo val Krew come over?
Person 2: which ones
Person 1: JBK
Person 2: Fo Sho Fo Sho
by Gameboy January 27, 2008
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alan val miller

a complete no life that is rich that watses all his money on video game n has long hair that never cuts it or can nevr get a girl that he likes because he will waste money on game then hiself
im staying home like a alan val miller
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Val.808.X

She was a crazy bitch and was throwing a bunch of redflags … I had to Val.808.X her ass...
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