Vag Arrest

Letting a girlfriend control your life, it's similar to being "whipped" but much, much worse.

This particular girlfriend will do scumbag things such as: have your friends sit in a different aisle at the movie theater, buy you an xbox live account for Christmas but get pissed when you play with your friends online, pretend to have a panic attack so you have to drop helping someone with anything and go cater to her childish outbursts. Etc.

Person 1: I heard Joe broke up with his girlfriend, is he finally off of vag arrest?
Person 2: Yeah man, after his 6 month sentence he finally got that damn ankle bracelet off.

by YouCan'tHandleTheTruth February 18, 2011

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vag gak

All of the shit that ends up on a baby after giving birth.

As a baby is born the midwife will hand the baby to the mother saying; "Mind the vag gak as its as slippery as fuck! I don't want you dropping the poor little bastard"

by VeryBigA February 1, 2018

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vag clouds

The puffy walls of soft cloud like substance some girls have inside their vaginas that grips yo dick like a suction cup and makes smashing them amazing and tight af!

Not all girls have vag clouds some are empty holes filled with spiky hard shit or large empty pits.

Dam bro that girl last night had mad vag clouds! pussy was so tight! cam like a mofucka!

by JyahC April 24, 2017

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Lemon Vag

The standard 'model' vagina. Has nothing going on but a slit. Looks like it sucked on a lemon.

Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?

Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.

by lostlast May 2, 2012

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