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Tilly Rees

Your hair looks so Tilly Rees today!
by tplayer09 April 6, 2020
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Tally Hall Purist

A Tally Hall fan who REALLY hates Chonny Jash and/or his music and will go out of their way to harass him or his fans
Someone just told me to kms because I said I liked Chonny Jash.
Ugh...What a Tally Hall Purist
by buttersmutters September 7, 2023
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Twilight Telly

Noun. Rubbish programs which are on television from 1am to about 6am. Nobody watches them, because most people are in bed that time, and the only ones that are up are either getting drunk in bars or working night shifts. Nevertheless, TV channels feel they must put on all of their reject programs, such as documentaries about police car chases and plastic surgery procedures.
I woke up the other night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I turned on the TV and watched five minutes of "When Penis Surgery Goes Wrong", and before I knew it, I nodded off again. Thank you, twilight telly!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 12, 2008
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Tally Hoe

Person 1: "Who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Oh, I don't know her name, but she's a Tally hoe"
by sph1104 June 18, 2008
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ho tally

A tally used by males when embarking on pulling competitions in nightclubs to count how many different females have been pulled. Usually the ho tally is kept by someone not playing to avoid cheating.
"yo mate, where am I on the ho tally?"
"you've got 4, so you're in third"
by themunn May 22, 2007
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Jethro Tull

To take a shit standing up while raising a leg to rest atop the toilet paper dispenser.
Goofus: *Gentle fluted tune plays*

Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?

Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*

*PLOPP*

*Ahhhhhhhhhh*

*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*

...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed

Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr January 9, 2021
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jethro tull

an amazing prog/folk/hard/blues rock band founded in 1968 by the most bad ass flautist ever, Ian Anderson. their first album was This Was, followed by Stand Up, Benefit, Aqualung,(their most commercial album, but quite possibly one of the best), Thick As A Brick, and countless others. The only two consistant band members since the band's inception are Martin Barre (guitarist) and Ian Anderson(singer, flautist).
to the faggot who said the beatles are heavier than Tull, listen to My God, Aqualung, Hymn 43, Cross eyed Mary, Locomotive Breath, or To Cry You A Song. all great, hard rock Tull songs.

Jethro Tull rules.
by streetmoney February 14, 2007
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