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ass tortilla

I dont know what it means, but it sounds pretty funny.
by j03 April 8, 2004
mugGet the ass tortillamug.

tortilla curtain

1) A really shitty book

2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.
Dude, yesterday it was so cold out we pulled a tortilla curtain, but i only got nose-deep
by somekidwithdiabetes21 January 26, 2011
mugGet the tortilla curtainmug.

steamed tortilla

The act of using a tortilla (corn or flour) as a condom, having sexual intercourse, ejaculating inside the tortilla, and finally making the female (or male) eat said tortilla.
Our Cleaning lady is so FREAKY!!! That latina let me give her the steamed tortilla
by Funkdoobius, and mcBain July 6, 2008
mugGet the steamed tortillamug.

tortilla chip

Similar to the slang for a white person as in "cracker", this refers to any person of mexican decent. Can be used as a proper name.
What up tortilla chip? or Ya damn crazy ass tortilla chip mutha fucka!!
by Cassie July 29, 2003
mugGet the tortilla chipmug.

Hurricane tortilla

A horrible meme but it is iconic. Because hurricane katrina? More like hurricane tortilla.
by Yoshii\(°◻°)/ohno May 9, 2020
mugGet the Hurricane tortillamug.

limp tortilla

A very rare occasion where the penis becomes limp in reaction to seeing a pussy.
by maria&pablo February 27, 2009
mugGet the limp tortillamug.

Spanish Tortilla

When a man pleasures a women by rubbing his buttcheeks against her vagina. It's the man-women version of lesbian vagina rubbing.
I totally squirted when he gave me the Spanish tortilla.
by Sangrid May 28, 2010
mugGet the Spanish Tortillamug.

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