Whoosh

Gay fart.

Gay men's farts sound different because of their stretched anuses which cause the air to escape at different speed, resulting in a unique and recognisable "whoosh" sound.

Discussion related to gay farting:

Guy 1: "Did you whoosh today, Steve?"
Guy 2: "No George, I'm not gay, I fart like normal people. Not like you. Because you're gay."
Guy 1: "Steve, I'm not gay.."
Guy 2: "Ho sorry, thought..."
Guy 1: "Okay, no problem!"
Guy 2: "Bye Steve, I'm going to eat pineapple."
Guy 1: "Okay, have a nice night."
Guy 2: "Oh, and I almost forgot, does Jessica speak Spanish?"
Guy 1: "Not sure..."
Guy 2: "Bye. Love you!"

Steve is gay: he lied. So he farts differently.

by NEWTON_KETCHUP November 24, 2024

whoosh ghost

A person that always types "r/whoosh" everytime someone else tries to bring some common sense into them.

User001: "Mario, Luigi, and Bartholomew" ahh 😭✌🥀.
User002: Mario thinking he's a part of the team 💀
User003: Are you two stupid or something?
User001: @User003 r/whoooooosh
User002: @User003 r/woooooooooooooooooosh
User003: You two are just making fools of yourselves by becoming whoosh ghosts (also, User002 spelt "whoosh" wrong).

by #+_+# March 1, 2026