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Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.
(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.
by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013
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Ruling the throne

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.
by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009
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The One That Got Away

1. The mate from a past relationship or friendship who, in the present reality, seems the ideal match, if it weren't for some force beyond your control, fate or otherwise, keeping you apart.
2. In virtually any context, someone you meet and share a significant encounter with who holds qualities akin to "the one" but for circumstance sake you are separated from; always after the fact.

3. The person dated casually, but never seriously, who could have been more.
4. In Bro Parlance: The one girl who a guy liked but with whom he never quite connected or "scored".
5. More broadly, any love regret More apt: A One That Got Away.

Origin: Fishing phrase.
1. She hadn't seen James in years. And when she did, she wondered why they had ever broken up. All of a sudden she thought he might be The One That Got Away.
2. They had met on vacation, and he knew it was going be short. But Tom still considered Kayla to be The One That Got Away.
3. He had dated Rose during freshman year of college, but they decided to be friends and they've been close ever since. Every now and then he remembers what it was like to kiss her. Maybe she was The One That Got Away.
4. The girl you go to your 10 year high school reunion for: Maybe I can have that chance I never got with The One That Got Away.
5. Sally always wondered why Jeff had never called; she did have a a great rack, after all. He was just The One That Got Away.
by yozinator April 3, 2011
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Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.
by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007
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theoretical

Something based on experience; a guess based on what you know.
Planet X was a theoretical planet that scientists thought existed. They mistook from a miscalculation in Neptune's mass.
by mr.mcswagsalot December 12, 2016
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theorectical

Concerned with or involving a theory that one pulls out of one's ass.
For outcomes that are analyzed within a theorectical framework, additional discussion of the lab setting may be required.
by ocayfine September 17, 2018
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Baltimore Throne

The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.
Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.
by Ballin' Bawlmer February 24, 2013
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