Thea is the best girlfriend ever. She is smart and sexy without the complications. She gives the best cuddles ever and warmest of hugs. She brightens your day with just a smile or a little note She leaves you. She is very deserving of your attention. Shenis very caring and giving. She loves the attention but only from the right person. She makes you feel like you can not go a day without seeing her. She is trusting and honest. Did I mention she is very beautiful? She has all the right curves in all the right places. She is also a freak in the sheets and is never afraid to try new things. She gets super wet when touched in the right places and in the right way. She has the cutest and sexiest moan. She makes you hard just by hugging her or kissing her. She is conservative yet wild.
by TryingToBeTheBest November 23, 2021
Get the Theamug. Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.
by Cl115 August 17, 2021
Get the Thea 'Weasel' Brownemug. Thea is a very kind, loving person. She hasn't had a very long-term relationship but would be perfect for the role. She has probably had a lot of boyfriends and has probably done - well you know - by the time she is 14. She is seen as a role model for most of the girls in her class and, to be honest, she could be an actual model. She doesn't do the best at school but she puts lots of effort in. People probably call her 2-faced and that she wears too much make-up but she just puts a bit on to enhance her beauty. All the boys look at her with dreamy eyes but cover it by making jokes about it but deep down, they are in love. She has probably dyed her hair different colours, mostly natural colours but her hair is the most beautiful when it is its natural colour. She is loved by many but nobody tells her enough.
by Ilovethea123 April 8, 2022
Get the Theamug. Thea Clarke - Pronounced (Tee. Ahh. K. L. A. R. KE.)
Thea Clarke is a fucking party animal! If you have a friend called Thea Clarke you need to take her to the parties! Bring 5 bottles of passion pop and shes gone!
She lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!
bloody lightweight!
Thea Clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! Meaning that they cannot stop farting! I swear watch out for them Thea Clarkes!
"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"
"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"
HAHHAHAHHAHAH
Thea Clarke is a fucking party animal! If you have a friend called Thea Clarke you need to take her to the parties! Bring 5 bottles of passion pop and shes gone!
She lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!
bloody lightweight!
Thea Clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! Meaning that they cannot stop farting! I swear watch out for them Thea Clarkes!
"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"
"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"
HAHHAHAHHAHAH
by HELO November 17, 2014
Get the thea clarkemug. Where the patient experiences more keyboard spasms than usual. Victim will be more prone to "fangirling" and hiding behind random people if they find something threatening.
by denjaraka November 12, 2020
Get the Thea Syndromemug. Thea maybe has good personality and looking. Fvcking attractive, impossible to stay far from she. Wait that amazing moment, believe.
by Wait the moment November 21, 2021
Get the Theamug. 