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Ian Wagner

Ian Wagner lives in the E House!!
by PennStateBrandywinexD November 13, 2017
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Wagner PMC

The Wagner PMC is a private military company that is primarily associated with the failing state known as Russia. The Wagner PMC comprises several delusional neo nazis, severely unfit combatants, and overall, pretty shitty people. The PMC retaliated against its big daddy Russia after not receiving any ammunition, and well because they are pretty shitty at what they do and are too pussy to blame themselves. They ended up failing miserably and their 700-year-old fatass leader and founder, Yevgeny Prigozhin got fucked in a helicopter crash and died.

After Yevgeny Prigozhin died, Wagner was pretty much disbanded, having many of their soldiers absorbed into the Russian military or were relocated to Belarus.

It's safe to say the absolute eye soar Wagner once was is no more.
Russian Soldier: "Hey bro why is that Russian soldier carrying a nazi flag? And why the fuck is his aim so shit?

Other Russian Soldier: "You buffoon! He's a Wagner PMC unit, the incompetent and shitty PMC Vladdy Daddy sent to help us fight Ukraine!"
by femboygold June 9, 2024
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Dirty Wagner

A dirty wagner is the act in which a fat bitch, occasionally rumored to have one or more STDs, is riding a little guy and then vomits in his mouth while they are kissing.
A: hey, do you still have that video of the girl that looked like lebron james giving a dirty wagner to a tiny russian dude?
B: nah man, i lost it. You should go ask C.
by C__S September 21, 2021
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Alex Wagner Tonight

an American left-wing news and opinion television program hosted by Alex Wagner. It premiered on MSNBC on August 16, 2022, and airs on Tuesdays through Fridays as a substitute for The Rachel Maddow Show (which, since May 2022, has only aired on Monday nights).
The series premiere of Alex Wagner Tonight—which featured guests Mark Leibovich, Adam Kinzinger, and Joyce Vance, as well as coverage of Wyoming's Republican primary—was seen by around 2 million viewers.8
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.
by Profess sore October 1, 2022
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Botch-Wagner

When you fail miserably at whatever you’re doing.
I really took a Botch-Wagner on that math test
by Coach2022 February 28, 2022
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Shnizle Wagner

(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
Tyler- Yo this girl from beach and i met at the water park and hung out and ended up going to her house at the crack of don while her whole family is in the living room watching tv in the other room while u and this hot ass chick are going to her room and yall just fucking outragesly causing the room to shake meanwhile after u have dinner with that bitches family while u give her a kiss goodbye and move to mexico and never speak to that hoe again.

Willy dickle- Damn might need to shizle wagner this girl i met at the beach

(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
by nickyperms June 11, 2022
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