Demon Cleaner

A Toothbrush.

Mommy the demons are hurting me again. Did you use your Demon Cleaner today? No. Well that's why daddy left, you little pussy. Now go brush your teeth.

by Lubed Goat February 6, 2009

glass cleaner

multi-surface cleaner
used on sufaces such as:
desks
computer screens
wndows
vaginas

I just had a dirty night, wheres my glass cleaner?

by santaporn December 10, 2004

Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018

Butt cleaner

A hose that shoots water in your butt

When you are in the bathroom pooping or peeing and when you are done you use the butt cleaner to clean your butt with water

by Jad19273 January 30, 2020

Ear-cleaners

The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax

Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...

Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more

by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010

cooter cleaner

A more fun of saying douche bag. A form of cleaning twat.

That guy is such a cooter cleaner.

by Serio Tadlock December 9, 2008

Vacuum cleaner

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016