It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
Get the Kink Wellingtonmug. God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
Get the A Beef Wellingtonmug. a pair of boots that sounds like the name for a mid tier sausage that you will find on the bottom floor of your local mall outside the Spencers that is hidden away in the corner
Person 1: "Hey man, do you want to go get some wellingtons?" Person 2: "Yeah, those sound good, ive never tried them though, hopefully they taste good." Person 1: "Uhh i was talking about the boots." Person 2: "Oh."
by Jshsjbdbdjd July 8, 2022
Get the Wellingtonsmug. An upcoming artist from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique sound
by Natasha115 October 28, 2021
Get the Wellington lembalembamug. by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022
Get the Beef Wellingtonmug. It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
Get the Kink Wellingtonmug. Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
Get the Don't eat the Beef Wellingtonmug.