1. oh yeah give me that papi mayonnaise.
2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."
2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."
by Imhornyforhalloween June 18, 2019
Get the Papi Mayonnaisemug. Typically Caucasian male - bland as fuck . A boring man who takes pride in some awful 9-5, or gets excited about going bowling. He seems nice enough at first, but as time passes he is truly unbearable. He is ignorant of any privilege , and by he same token any real suffering going on in the world. He uses the word "hashtag" in regular conversation, and is pretty defensive of his opinion-posts online. He's not the worst guy in the world though, he's the cream of the crop..if the crop was crap . He probably repeats a lot of dad jokes .
"Hey, are you and Seanathan going on a second date?"
"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."
"Oh god no. He spent all night talking about how we should be allowed to use the n-word .Between that and his obsession with dubstep , he's just too much of a mayonnaise-boy."
by Acidslap February 20, 2015
Get the Mayonnaise-boymug. Any local Kebab/Burger shop serves 'special' mayonnaise, sourced locally from the shops employees. Each night, the 'special' mayonnaise varies in number of ingredients, dependant on the number of employees at the retail outlet.
seller:Would you like some Special Mayonnaise
Customer: How special is it?
Seller: Well tonight there are....(counts employees)....5 ingredients
Customer: hmmm.....no thanks, i'll go without
Customer: How special is it?
Seller: Well tonight there are....(counts employees)....5 ingredients
Customer: hmmm.....no thanks, i'll go without
by elratboyo April 21, 2010
Get the Special Mayonnaisemug. by DrwnTgthr69 October 30, 2011
Get the mayonnaise mommamug. Yay slang popularized by the one and only Forty Water aka E40, a name that refers to the yellow and white stripe on the sidewall of Vogue tires.
by bigg hood May 27, 2006
Get the mustard and mayonnaisemug. 1) of or pertaining to bukkake-style activities. 2) the act of dropping a large, creamy load of baby batter in some random sluts' eyes.
by Captain Sheepdog December 29, 2009
Get the mayonnaise bombmug. "You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"
"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"
"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"
by Bitches ain't shit July 8, 2015
Get the Fish Mayonnaisemug.