The Feldman

A shit grin that looks strikingly similar to Corey Feldman's appearance on the theatrical poster of "Liscense to Drive," one of the shittiest movies out of the 80's.

"Man, I'm sorry, but when you told me your mom caught you spanking it, I couldn't help but give The Feldman."

by Tim Carter December 13, 2008

the fiend

The fiend...... the fiend is fear.......... fear is power........... L E T M E I N.

person 1: did you see the fiends match at TLC last night?

person 2: oh fuck yeah! still cant believe he caught on fire though.

by arceus the god of pokemon May 7, 2021

welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

by Ikkybee March 12, 2017

The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.

When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008

My times in the Rice Fields

A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.

“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”

by AmaxPredatz August 17, 2018

Back to the rice fields

Back to the rice fields: it means to tell the Asian person that you are arguing to go back to the rice Fields

Ching chong guy: *speaks*
Jimmy: BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS. CHING CHONG YOU DID IT WRONG!
Ching chong: BING BONG! *orders dog soup*

by Affordable_genius October 17, 2019

the jackal-fiend

The marvolous jackal-fiend is a strange creature from a hole in the depths of the desert, allthough no one is entirley sure which desert exactly. he desguises himself as several things such as a gothick teenager. he is the co-creator of the wonder that is Goth-Hands!!! yes he realy is that cool. beware of his whiley tendencies though.

hey! its the jackal-fiend.
oooh crap, its the jackal-fiend.
I know you, you invented the goth hands, you must be the jackal-fiend

by the marvoolous Jackal-Fiend January 29, 2009