The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds but also the killer of them.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds and the destroyer of worlds.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

shuck the clams

A medical term that means when your doctor is skilled in the art of surgery. You are lucky he said that.

Before my operation my doctor told me "don't worry i shuck the clams often"

by Kkllpony February 20, 2017

Danny the clampit

Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,

Danny the clampit did this on site today

by The sesh king 2018 January 28, 2019

In the clams mouth

Being in a very bad situation

Hey did you study for the test? No, did you? No, oh man were in the clams mouth now!

by Twiisted February 8, 2019

The wild clammer

when a male and female are in the bed and the male is so horny to get it, the female teases the male by opening and closing her legs, not allowing him to "get it".

"holy shittt, last night, i was so stoned, mary was a total bitch and pulled the wild clammer on me!"

by emmmgyyyyyy. July 18, 2009

Harvesting The Night Clams

The act of having sex with more then one loose prostitute at night, usually resulting in an STD.

Hey did you hear about Lenny, he was harvesting the night clams.

by SmugglingBeardedDragons December 6, 2016