CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, despite mountains of evidence that says otherwise

"You still don't believe that MK Ultra happened, even though the CIA publicly admitted to the program being real, and released documents detailing how it was carried out?"
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."

by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025

Cia

Cia is the most friendly girl you'll ever meet. She's kind, compassionate, considerate, talented, and has a beautiful smile. She knows everyone and has unexpected (but interesting) stories. Not only that, she is the most gorgeous girl (inside and outside), as she is extremely charismatic. She will most definitely charm you!

Girl 1: OMG I JUST MET CIA YESTERDAY AND SHE'S THE BEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET
Girl 2: DUHH SHE'S CIA

by schmebulockkkk November 22, 2021