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Baker Burger

Plain. Well Done. No Cheese. Burnt to a crisp. Crispy Bacon. Preferably prepared at a drinking establishment.
That lame ass ordered nothing except a Baker Burger and French Fries.
by floyd barber May 14, 2011
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Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.
1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.
by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007
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marcus baker

i love marcus baker, he’s so hot
by marcusisloml March 6, 2021
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Larry Baker

Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?

Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
by DonkPZ December 24, 2018
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Nick Baker

A faggot cunt who is shit at 2 square, also has a fat head.
by Nigga445 September 9, 2018
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Brock Baker

A hilarious impressionist on youtube. He can do anyone's voice and has a crazy amount of videos, and has over 300 impressions online. His username is 'McGoiter'
Dude #1: Have you seen the new Brock Baker Video?!
Dude #2: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING!
by ilovecolinandbrad July 8, 2009
mugGet the Brock Bakermug.

Greg Baker

Hottest most sexiest bald bloke you will ever see. Often goes by "G Banger" or quite simply just "GB". He is an utter sweetheart and loves his boys from Hargrave and would trade his soul and biological family for Hargrave boys class of 2025.Happy to throw a party any time of the day and has unending beef with Jebdon from proctor. Will always push the boundaries to have a good time. He's a lovely, genuine and caring man everybody needs a G Banger in em and we are very lucky to have him in our lives, minds and hearts.
Being Defined as a man of class and the life of the party.
Shiny head and big player moves everybody needs a Greg Baker
by The Boys From Hargrave August 18, 2022
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