To journey deep into the hilly landscape of your girls fleshmounds and reach the cavernous dirt trail upon which your boots shall get muddied
by The Patron Saint April 01, 2015
by melissaaa923 July 30, 2015
v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football
Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!
Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!
Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!
by The Zachilles February 28, 2018
Act of hitch hiking performed after a female, typically a bitchy one, unexpectedly and impulsively exits her make counterparts vehicle, usually after a disagreement or unwelcome sexual advance in Lieu of a ride home with the man who’s offended her, she stampers along, seemingly out of place, and out of character, roadside in hopes of hitching a ride home completely unaware of the dangerousnesses
“How did your date with Tiffany go?”
“Dont ask, she’s probably still out bitch hiking right now “
“Watch out Missy! last two girls to date Jay bitch hiked home! He’s a total perv!”
“ Johnny, Stop!” Kristin said moving his hand away from her inner thigh
“ or what!?” Johnny replied shocked at Kristen’s disapproval to his advance
“Or what? Or what!? I’ll bitch hike home Johnny! That’s what!!!” Kristin said watching Johnny slowly fall back from her
“Go ahead Kristen ! Bitch hike home! No one’s stopping you! Johnny said under his breathe knowing his date was a prude
“Dont ask, she’s probably still out bitch hiking right now “
“Watch out Missy! last two girls to date Jay bitch hiked home! He’s a total perv!”
“ Johnny, Stop!” Kristin said moving his hand away from her inner thigh
“ or what!?” Johnny replied shocked at Kristen’s disapproval to his advance
“Or what? Or what!? I’ll bitch hike home Johnny! That’s what!!!” Kristin said watching Johnny slowly fall back from her
“Go ahead Kristen ! Bitch hike home! No one’s stopping you! Johnny said under his breathe knowing his date was a prude
by Snowbabyk April 17, 2022
a secret way known by all noobs that have ever hitch hiked to the place where they are going because they are cheap or there car broke down. The definition is explained by Mr. George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. explains ways to get rides from people and to become a better hitch hiker.. Simply take a load in the mouth for a free ride.
by Vv Rick Ross January 25, 2009
Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."
"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."
"Oh. Got it."
"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."
"Oh. Got it."
by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009