Thanos

A very purple man who sits in a chair floating in space and wants everyone to do what he wants them to do, being the lazy piece of crap that he is. he also wants everything to be perfectly balanced (even though it makes no sense because people will still populate messing up the entire balance)

"Did you know Thanos is going to be in Avengers Infinity War?"

by Fuego_Diego May 20, 2019

Thanos

Thanos likes rock collecting, adopting children after killing their whole race, and raisins.

Thanos needs those gems, boi!

by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019

Thanos

a big smurf that was thwacked with red paint by Gargamel who weres a shiny gold oven mitt with them shiny stons

thanos wants to kill half the universe.

by The purple smurf May 6, 2020

Thanos

A massive (think he's brainy) grape, which loves space rocks but also likes to collect them :) watch out peeps Big Boy Thanos is coming.
*cutely dies*
And never to be returned
...
nevermind hes back
*cutely dies again*
...
Back again?!
*cutely Dies :)*

"I am Inevitable" - Thanos

by jess.stank December 29, 2021

THE THANOS

Fucking someone so hard they can’t feel half of their body.

Man, last night he give me the thanos

by Rez199522 December 8, 2018

thanos

my mom

thanos is a hot raisin

by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019

thanos

big angry purple grape wanna get sum rocks for his sparkly latex glove

thanos no protecc,thanos atacc but most importantly he snap

by Screw head the bolt face March 11, 2019