Tech N9ne

that one dude reppin kcmo...nah..he got skill!!!

"tech n9ne is the tightest rapper in the midwest"

by bdballer September 30, 2003

Tech N9ne

tech n9ne is a beast rapper from kansas city
he has an incredible flow and pretty unique beats

here comes tecca nina

by niggasense February 27, 2005

tech geek

someone with ridiculous skills on a computer/phone/iPod/other electronical device and scares us mere earthlings. they have a habit of breaking these after streching them beyond their ability for normal usage. they also sometimes know more about a product than the producer.

-so i just took out the hardrive, cleaned the termimals and de-floobied the remainder of the computer so i could download this software which enabled me to detonate a bomb on the other side of the world which is specifically programmed to kill everyone except me.
-wow youre such a tech geek...

by iamme986 February 15, 2010

Linus Tech Tips

The man who's always able to squeeze in his sponsors at the perfect time in the video.

Linus Tech Tips: "But this video is about the ten reasons you guys love your Macs, and, with the kind of response that we got from our community, Apple clearly has been doing something right for so many of you to want to purchase their products..."

Linus two seconds later: "Speaking of doing something, right? You know what's a good thing to do, that's right? If you're a small business owner, get FreshBooks."

by AKAREEEEE March 16, 2020

Tech Monkey

Someone who is really interested and passionate about technology. Not to be confused with "code monkey".

Geoff: "Hey nice Android Phone, does it have the 2.2 update yet?" Allison: "No idea, it's just a phone, you're such a Tech Monkey."

by Gee.... November 21, 2010

tech illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"

by YearOfTheSnitch July 23, 2019

Tech N9ne

The best rapper to represent KCMO. He has the tightest flow that I have ever heard. You can't mess with the one and only Aaron D. Yates. If you beefin' with tecca nina you beefin with KCMO. Yadadimean.

"Yo, whachu bangin'?"
"F.T.I."
"Oh, that ill shit by Tech N9ne?"
"Hell Yeah."

by OhN9ne July 28, 2008