technology illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"

by Boneco123 August 5, 2020

Technoblade

A YouTube content creator who played Minecraft. His skin was a sentient pig, he is well known to have farmed many potatoes on Hypixel.
He died to cancer not too long ago, upon writing this definition. But his spirit lives on in all of us.

"When one dies to cancer, the cancer dies too, its not a loss it’s a draw. Technoblade never loses"

by TheRealN00B July 2, 2022

A technology nut

Someone who must have the newest stuff right now!

Ed is a Technology nut because he just got a new PC last year but now he want a new one this year because it's better!

by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018

michigan technological university

An engineering school located in a small town in the U.P. Houghton, Michigan. If you think you’ll have free time, think again. Because of the massive workload, students resolve to drinking in mass quantities to cope. The student board thought introducing broomball and Winter Carnival would solve the issue, but tech students see it as an excuse for getting hammered before playing in the snow that doesn’t melt until April. When you do have free time, you go to brockway mountain for the hundredth time if you don’t ski or snowboard. You’re lucky if you join the husky pep band, you get to let out your angst through singing inappropriate songs at sporting events and wearing something you found at the dump on your head.

“A drinking school with an engineering problem”

Michigan Technological University is not a place for everybody

by garebear35 October 18, 2020

Pulling Back The Foreskin Of Technology

Doing work or research that is so cutting edge, so far beyond "outside-the-box", that it makes you uncomfortable and excited in equal measure that you just cannot wait to show it off to your friends/peers. Also abbreviated to P.B.T.F.O.T.

Martin Bundle to Christian Horner...

Damn, it looks like Red Bull have made another championship winning F1 car again this year!

Christian Horner to the BBC and the worlds media...

Yeah, Adrian Newey has been busy all winter Pulling Back The Foreskin Of Technology on that one hasn't he!

by Jiro2010 October 22, 2011

Techno Viking

Techno Viking. A god among men.

"Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to Techno Viking."

by Techno Viking October 31, 2007

Techno Idio

Decribed as someone who is illiterate to
todays modern electronic devices.

My great uncle Alfred is such a Techno Idio. He asked if he could use the phone. So, I like handed him my cell. He looked at me strange and said. Don't you have a rotary phone?

by Streetwhiz May 17, 2009