Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.
"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum
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Taylor Swift

The chopping off of one's penis.
I killed myself thanks Taylor Swift
by The real Hairy Hotdog January 12, 2016
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Taylor Swift

A white female pop star, who looks like an average white blonde skinny girl,
Sings average but makes it up with really good lyrics, better than much of the pop music nowadays.
Shady and a lil petty but has a really good relationship with her fans

People tend to say everyone hates her and that she is over but her career is still doing pretty good, considering her new album sold 1.1 million copies in 3 days, in the US alone.
Person 1: Taylor Swift is such a snake! She is over
Person 2: sure, but she is still selling more albums than your fave
by miley what's good November 15, 2017
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Taylor Swifting

The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?

Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
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We pay respects to those who have suffered and passed away, due to the incurable Taylor Swift disease.
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Taylor Swift

(verb) Being perceived to be and promoted as at the top of your industry without any justifiable or credible talent. Supremely mediocre, yet widely lauded.
"Steph Curry is Taylor Swift -ing in the NBA"

"Kim K is Taylor Swift -ing in the reality TV industry"
"'Jennifer Lawrence really deserved that Oscar' 'Nah, man, she's Taylor Swift -ing it'"
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A female singer who sings about boyfriends
Jimmy: yo is that song about a boyfriend?
Timmy: yeah do you know who sings it?
Jimmy: is it Taylor Swift?
Timmy: yup
Jimmy: no shit
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