Tarp your load

To wear a condom

Hey man you better tarp your load if you're going to bang that chick.

by Amexadvisor October 21, 2012

Blue Tarp Republicans

Republican party members in the Panhandle of Florida, Puerto Rico, Texas, etc. who are now homeless because of the lack of relief after hurricanes. This element of the party will likely grow significantly if global climate change continues to increase the number of high-intensity hurricanes and tornadoes, and as relief aid diminishes.

Blue Tarp Republicans are loyal to their party till the bitter end.

by mlhiss August 14, 2019

tarps off sunday

when the babes take their tarps off for the fellas, this only happens one day a week. and that day happens to be on Sunday.

Hey sexy, tarps off sunday. let’s see them boozums

by poppabear8675309 November 28, 2021

oil tarp

general term used when a group of two or more men get naked, cover themselves in oil and wrestle on a tarp.

Hey do you want to go camping this weekend? I’m bringing the oil tarp.

by Mjm41825 March 12, 2024

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

Tarp

Essentially a baby blanket for grown-ups, providing all the shelter, protection, anonymity, magical powers one needs if only in one's head. Often used sardonically .

That pontificating senator evangelizing about women's choice of birth control can put a tarp on it.

by AisforAbortion October 10, 2016