taki corgi

taki is a corgi, and she wants to eat a lot. but her parents (typically named max and marina) won’t let her because she’s overweight 😐🥤

TAKI CORGI DONT EAT THAT I SWEAR TO GOD

by ihaveadognamedtaki22 October 20, 2020

pocket takis

Takis that are pulled from a mysterious pocket

"I dont know where Matt gets all those pocket takis from"

by 7532 February 13, 2018

pocket takis

Takis that are pulled out of a mysterious pocket.

"I don't know where Matt gets all of his pocket takis from"

by 7532 February 13, 2018

Takis Sucker

A Takis Sucker is a nigga dat sucks chips before eating them.

"Aye bro you seen Luis with them chips?"
"Yea dog that guy issa Takis Sucker."

by techdeckgang September 08, 2020

Taki Boy

Taki boy is a hottie that stalks people on Instagram that finds your home address and is actually Sofia and Raven

“Taki boy? He found your home address too!?”

by Balls599 April 01, 2022

Taky Wayhard

The alter-ego. Someone who enjoys the rape brought on by her friend and has a strange obsession with touching. Taky thinks about things before she does them, and even after considering the consequences, she does them anyway.

"You are touching me too much!" "Don't be a Taky Wayhard."

"I don't want to have sex with you!"
"Too bad!"
"No!"
"Come on! Just be a Taky Wayhard!"

"Why did you throw the soup at the window if you knew what was going to happen?"
"I guess im kinda a Taky Wayhard"

by friendship_ninja January 05, 2013

eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is

Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food…

by homo_simpson February 28, 2025