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Twat

(noun)
1) One who tweets professionally.
"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at @..."
by CalvinHobbes February 5, 2010
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Twat

1. Slang term for vagina.
2. (When twinned with "posh") A spoilt child of a hardworking rich person.
3. An insult.
4. (When in the form "twatted") Drunk.
5. A slap, typically to the head or groin.
1. My girlfriend has such a nice twat.
2. That posh twat has a mansion the size of a suicide bomber's balls and still complains about poor living conditions! Unbelievable!
3. Piers Morgan is such a twat.
4. It's a party, let's get twatted!
5. You can't really make a sentence out of this one.
by Sulphuric_Glue March 2, 2015
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Twat

A word used best to describe people: incapable of acting their own age, who take pleasure in pestering someone through cruddy little voice mails and texts..., that get a kick out of arguing with people younger than them, sucking up to kids 6 YEARS younger than them, using eleven year olds instead of themselves to spy on people FAR better than them, people who're friends with fat kids that can only achieve a state of happiness through sucking up various body parts of their body with a vacuum, people that call themselves original but quite obviously are just another run-off-the-mill wemo AND take pictures of themselves bending over in disabled toilets (which says a lot about them) with toilet role on the floor in the background (which they obviously forgot to wipe their ass with - another 'Twat' characteristic) :
ttaM the Twat
by MuckMack August 20, 2009
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twatting

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.
I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter
by lordmind May 7, 2009
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twatting

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe
by Cap'n J June 25, 2004
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twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...
Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'
by ASSSSLEY January 6, 2007
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that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!
by inferno42684 July 16, 2009
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