Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.

I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.

by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011

slt a ts

Short for 'salut a tous', or 'hi all' (lit. greetings at everyone). A French abbreviation used particularly in online conversations, also seen occasionally in international contexts.

Slt a ts, bon jeu a ts! Hi all, I wish you all a good game!

by katajanmarja February 21, 2021

TS Ticket

Tough Sh!t Ticket (archaic). An imaginary/facetious "ticket" (as in train ticket) to someplace that doesn't exist, like Pity City. Essentially meaning "too bad, so sad, you ain't getting what you want, I am unsympathetic to your dilemma or plight".

Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.

Awwwww. I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend is sick and you failed your test. Here... Let me get you a pair of TS Tickets to Pity City and you two can have a good day.

by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010

'Ts kay

Stands for "it's okay". It basically means "you're welcome". Often used in reply (via messenger, email etc.) to "thank you".

John: Oh I found the address of that website you wanted.
Ryan: Cheers.
John: 'ts kay.

OR

Lisa: I've got that book you lent me the other day; I'll give it to you at school tomorrow.
Sarah: Thanks.
Lisa: 'ts kay.

by aussie.elle June 20, 2008

ts;nr

ts;nr is an acronym for, "Too Short; Not Relevant".

Used to identify the fact that someone is too lazy to put together a response that is relevant to what you have asked, but still wants to post something to seem relevant.

Sam: "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

Josh: tl;dr

Sam: ts;nr

by me m April 9, 2010

ts lear

Something you say to get your friend pissed off but doesn’t actually mean anything.

Keegan: “Colton are you ts Lear bro?”
Colton: “dude shut the fuck up!”

by Really brother October 13, 2019

ts

Stands for Top Secret.

"That information is TS, man! I can't tell!"

by plasticineabsinthe March 29, 2005