Smurfing

The act of snorting bath salts for their psychedelic effects.

Etymology:

The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.

#1 Did you hear that that cannibal wasn't even smurfing? That fool was only high on pot, and he chewed on that motherfucker's face.

#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.

by F. Baggins III July 7, 2012

Smurfing

When a man hits someone (generally girlfriend) round the face with their cock.

I was smurfing my girlfriend the other day and i gave her a black eye.
Can also use I smurfed

by Marky B February 3, 2007

smurf

1. aka as Thomas Murphy, comedian who supports gay rights, notorious for in the middle of jokes going 'meow', the screaming 'die fascists' in death growls. He is openly homosexual and openly claims he wants to be a Lorien.

2. A Blue creature, off the hit TV show The Smurfs

1. Did you watch Smurfs stand up comedy session last night?
2. Oh my Smurfette is the only girl, on the Smurfs. How kinky.

by Lor teh Hor July 30, 2006

Smurf

1) The word to replace all words. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, a pronoun (much like the F-word actually).
2) A blueish creature that is normally nude with a white hat.

1) verb: Let's go smurf around! noun: You are such a sexy smurf! adjective: Oh, what a smurfin' devil! pronoun: Shut up you stupid smurf!
2) Papa smurf is a cooool duuuude!

by Janiak June 16, 2008

Smurf

Smurf is a word used to describe someone that is a member of the Crips.

Stay strapped tonight kid it's all smurfs around there.

by scartownnnnn January 13, 2009

smurf

To give a man blue balls.

Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

or

Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."

by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005

smurf

A derogatory term referring to people with blue skin.

1) Bob: Hey, did you see Avatar in 3D? It was amazing!
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!

2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"

by senorita_coconut June 16, 2010