Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

blow the pipe

euphamism for a blow job

Mighty fine
Shawty really blow the pipe (that's true)
Like a pro

by ThatSingerOneOhTwo July 27, 2022

give someone a bang on the pipes

A phone call

I'll give someone a bang on the pipes tomorrow at 3 pm and ask them if they can help.

by Beary 🐻 November 8, 2020

Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)

by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

take the pipe

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.

1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.

by spim December 21, 2003

Cleaning out the pipes

After ejaculating once, cleaning out the pipes is when he keeps fucking or wanking hard into another, weaker but still present orgasm, which doesn't expel any semen except that which was leftover in the penis from the original orgasm. Harder for those older, easier done by those you and testosterone filled.

Cool dude: "Man last night i was with mah girl and i came once, then i cleaned out the pipes and she loved it"

Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."

Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"

by The ultimate pipe cleaner August 20, 2006

smoking the pipe

the act in soccer of ones ability to score at such ease that they can literally go up to the ball while smoking a pipe and tap in the ball into the open net

the cross came to our outside midfielder who easily was smoking the pipe for the winning goal

by SA Soccer October 16, 2005