Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

folder

folder: someone who folds
fold: Switch up on friends, significant other, coworker, etc. making plans then not following throgh

ex.#1
“you fold on me so much yo you might as well be a five star folder 📁 “

ex.#2
homie #1: “yo Jessica folded on me, we were supposed to hang but she ditched me to hang with Alyssa”

homie #2: “ Dog i told you Jessica is prude asf, just hook up with Alyssa to piss her prude ass off”

by Bard Harberer April 12, 2020

foldered

When a tripfag has their photos saved to a folder dedicated to that tripfag by an obsessive data hoarder on websites like 4chan. This could be done to hold it over the tripfag's head later on, to jerk off to and repost later, or just to satisfy a compulsion to save everything about the non-anons they interact with.

That's the anon that posted it, unless he got foldered.

Looking good. Foldered.

by Paul Allen's card May 21, 2024

green folder

When an obese persons belly folds over their genitalia and they can't wash it thoroughly so a green fungi begins to grow in the fold.

Dude, that is some seriously nasty green folder, you should get it checked out.

by Goober February 20, 2015

Manila Folder

Someone that’s so bland, vapid, and empty in the head that they can only serve as a tool to put things in. They can also lack personality, but it’s not a requirement for classification. Usually referring to a person of the whitest of heritages, but can be of any heritage (especially if they have a colonialist mentality)

Most of the comments I’ve seen defending Trump on social media are written by Manila Folders that couldn’t compose a complete sentence to save their lives.

by celfri January 13, 2021

Philly Fent Folder

when your fucking a drug addict and she doing too much so you smack her in the face with your cock and stick a syringe full of heroine laced with fent up her ass

Ashley was tripping when I hit it from the back so I hit her with the Philly Fent Folder.

by thebiggestmunch April 29, 2025

folder talk

"Folder talk" is a term for when someone is telling a you story and they change the subject in the middle of it,

creating a "folder inside of a folder". (A "folder" means a story/subject).

I am credited with introducing the term "Folder talk".
The idea for the name for the term sources from me being unable to finish a story without going into very unimportant details about a completely different story for the reason of me having a fear of being misunderstood which results in always creating a folder inside of a folder inside of another folder.

Folder talking might be irritating at times, but it's important to remember that a person who folder talks can't help it.
It's necessary that you sit through the whole story, act like you are invested, interested and fully understand it.

Me: "I once overheard a conversation of two people sitting next to me on the bus, they were talking about-

Oh, that just reminded me, have I ever told you about that one time that I-"

Y/N: "YO, STOP FOLDER TALKING!"

Me: "Oh, sorry!"

by Lailabye July 30, 2023