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I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!
I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
by Allan García February 4, 2009
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Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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Young Independent contract

Young independent contract , when someone places a known cash bet in which there is big stakes. Can also be Young Independent contractor which is the individual who writes up the contract of the high stake moneyless bet
Yo can you pattern the Young Independent contact ca it need to be done my Guy

Say nothing my bro

Young independent contractor can be signed big man
by DanIam October 17, 2022
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Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then
"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"
by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021
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Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.
Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!
by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025
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Standard Contract

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.
by geoshelley November 26, 2013
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Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.
"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"
by Hue555 January 12, 2019
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