what the ACTUAL fuck?

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

by DollyDolittle October 11, 2011

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

the actual fuck

An expression demonstrating one's mental disturbance at the sight or sound of something very strange.

(Bob walks in on his mother listening to One Direction)

Bob: The actual fuck, mom!

by Beary the bear bear February 20, 2014

what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020

What the actual fuck, dude

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019

What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008

The Activity

"The activity" is a game which everyone has to play.

Rules:
To win, you must think of "the game".

When you win "the activity", you must say it.
You lose "the activity" when "the game" is over.

person 1: "lost the game!"
person 2 : "What, 'the game'? I won 'the activity'!"

by TheMakerOfTheActivity April 26, 2011