goldfish suprise

when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.

guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

by jon and kate and whore May 22, 2009

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Suprise Adoption

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

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syprose

Syprose is different. She has this sparkle that you'll only experience if you seek to know her more. She is passionate about a lot of things and is multi talented. She is fearless and does not let anything stop her from achieving her goals. She loves herself and seeks to perfect herself with each day that goes by. Syprose is a winner😊

Syprose is the best❤❤❤

by Syp.rosy❤ November 22, 2021

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jam suprise

the act of going down/fingering/genaerly discovering that a female is 'on'

hey baby if i give u cunnilingus will i get a jam suprise?

by Greenbadger87 May 13, 2005

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Pikle suprise

A Pikle surprise is when a man kidnappes you and begins to forcefully make you consume pikles well you are tied to a chair. When the kidnapper runs out of pikles you are let free.

'PIKLE SUPRISE!'-Johns last moments

by Dr.FreezeLove March 7, 2017

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