A disease that infects at random, mostly effecting those that easily gain crushes. It's symptoms include, wanting to monopolize a crush and/or multiple crushes, be in a relationship with every crush and they exclusively love the infected, be the only one to be the target of their affections. In other words, a harem.
Jim: "I love Rebecca, Jaime, Quentelle, and Margot. I want them to myself! What's wrong with me?"
Tim: "Ah.. A classic case of Sultan Syndrome."
Tim: "Ah.. A classic case of Sultan Syndrome."
by SometimesIHaveIntelligence September 17, 2019
Engineer at Kodak, 1977: "Look - I have invented a filmless camera. It captures pictures digitally. It is going to reshape how we make photos and even film in the future!". Corporate management: "That's cute, but we'll pull a sultan here and rather work on improving celloloid film".
George Lucas, filmmaker, 1973: "I have this idea of a sci-fi space opera version of Akira Kurosawas "The Hidden Fortress". I plan on calling it "Star Wars". Executives at United Artists: "That sounds interesting, but we'll pull a sultan here and ask you to focus on semi-biographic movies like "American Grafitti" instead."
Employee at Blockbuster ca. 1999: "There is this new technology that allows for streaming media rich content instead of having to rent it on VHS tapes and DVDs, and I have set up a server that will allow for Blockbuster to be in the forefront of the market.". Executives: "That is just a niche market. We'll pull a sultan and ask you to restock the Ghostbuster DVDs."
George Lucas, filmmaker, 1973: "I have this idea of a sci-fi space opera version of Akira Kurosawas "The Hidden Fortress". I plan on calling it "Star Wars". Executives at United Artists: "That sounds interesting, but we'll pull a sultan here and ask you to focus on semi-biographic movies like "American Grafitti" instead."
Employee at Blockbuster ca. 1999: "There is this new technology that allows for streaming media rich content instead of having to rent it on VHS tapes and DVDs, and I have set up a server that will allow for Blockbuster to be in the forefront of the market.". Executives: "That is just a niche market. We'll pull a sultan and ask you to restock the Ghostbuster DVDs."
by Flimmeren September 09, 2020
by Hoidiii9 February 10, 2025
The Dirty Sultan is a sensual and kinky sex position that combines elements of bondage, submission, and roleplaying into one unforgettable experience. It incorporates the use of rose water, which serves as both a fragrant aphrodisiac and an arousal-enhancing lubricant, along with a golden dildo to symbolize wealth and power. This position can be performed by any gender pairing and allows partners to explore new boundaries while immersed in exotic ambiance.
What are you doing this Friday?
Not much, met a new crush and going to try the dirty sultan. Might even dress up for it.
Not much, met a new crush and going to try the dirty sultan. Might even dress up for it.
by Dirtysultan January 31, 2024
The Dirty Sultan is a sensual and kinky sex position that combines elements of bondage, submission, and roleplaying into one unforgettable experience. It incorporates the use of rose water, which serves as both a fragrant aphrodisiac and an arousal-enhancing lubricant, along with a golden dildo to symbolize wealth and power. This position can be performed by any gender pairing and allows partners to explore new boundaries while immersed in exotic ambiance.
by Dirtysultan January 31, 2024
by AL SUS August 24, 2018