subway sexists

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

they are such big group subway sexists!

by DICKIPIKI March 23, 2023

Crowded Subway

A slang reference to a female or male that is known for their promiscuos sexual activity whereby they openly and willingly allow the frequent use of their vagina and/or their anus for the sexual gratification by many different and multiple partners.

Frank: What's up Broh! What's new?
Stan: I finally got a date with Wendy that works at the Cafe on the first floor?
Frank: Are you kidding me?
Stan: Yea. Why? What's wrong?
Frank: Dude that girl is one Crowded Subway. Better wear a raincoat.
Stan: Well Sh**!

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

Subway Surfers

an amazing game.

the song slaps tbh

"hey, do you play subway surfers?"
"no"
"get out of my sight"

by cheese bottle March 22, 2022

Subway Smell

The interesting odor that lingers far into the day from a person who has eaten a sandwich from Subway.

Tyler: What smells like B.O.?

Curt: O thats just Marcus, he had a sub Sandwich for lunch and he now has that Subway smell.

by CCCCCCCUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTT January 8, 2009

singapore subway

this act is perfomred by taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into a woamns rectum. after the piping is sufficiently buried in her asshole, slide as many micromachine cars down the tube.

i gave this ho a singapore subway last night. she is not going to shit right for a month

by matt sommers April 5, 2005

subway surfers

A addicing game that you'll play for hours!

Dude 3: what are you playing?

Dude 7: subway surfers.

by zzcolby August 15, 2015

Subway Ethics

A set of common, unsaid, moralities understood between all riders of the subway.

1. Bill: God those teenagers are so obnoxious.
Nancy: They obviously have no understanding of subway ethics.

by Subwaygoer February 5, 2010