Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.

I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.

by The D Abides February 22, 2010

spontaneous date

meeting another person at any location unexpectedly, then hanging out with them for a period of time.

Running into a friend at Noodles and chatting with them for a while. This is a spontaneous date

by Joey Dogggg March 16, 2010

Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

spontaneous euphoria

Spontaneous Euphoria is the phenomenon when you're doing a seemingly normal routine, and all of a sudden you get hit by a random wave of extreme happiness. Studies show that the chance of spontaneous euphoria may increase greatly while doing something positively nostalgic.

*Your friend suddenly stops walking*

You: Hey, man, what's wrong?

Friend: *shakes his head* Oh, nothing, I just got a wave of spontaneous euphoria

by Icohedric January 20, 2014

Spuntarded

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

spontania

means spontaneous in Leah language, said in an spanish accent to sound cool by non-spanish ppl

it's my birthday today let's be spontania!

by kim-chi January 28, 2018

Spornts

A man cave dedicated to 24 a day non-stop sports and porn on multiple screens.

I'm thinking about charging monthly memberships to my spornts room since my neighbors never leave.

by Dr. Evol May 18, 2018