Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 5, 2020

soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015

The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 12, 2022

Soft Serve

Whilst performing a rim job, the receiver shits slowly into the mouth of the giver.

Dude, last night I totally soft served my brother.

by braindead November 19, 2019

Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 17, 2022