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Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012
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Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.
When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.
by Trolalalala June 6, 2018
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smoosh

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imma take that girl home and smoosh her in the smoosh room!! so I call dibs
by //xox.!// January 15, 2019
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Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.
My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.
by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021
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