Slowbering

The painful act of sobering up at work after a night of raunchy debauchery.

"Hey Austin, ready for work?"

"Suck it Margaret, I'm slowbering up."

*insert uppercut*

by Austin Hake June 30, 2008

slowvertaking

The incredibly frustrating habit of older drives to occupy the overtaking lane on the road while going at a speed way below the limit; thus making the road effectively single-laned.

Jim was late for work because he got stuck behind a slowvertaking nun in the outside lane.

by hargo October 7, 2009

slowest

a guy named La
also a word meaning slow but to the extreme

you're so "La"!!

meaning that the person is slow and slower than anyone and everyone, slowest can also mean super slow

by my definitions aren't too good July 5, 2017

SHOWEE

When someone slips on a bar of soap while they are in the shower

Doctor: How did you get this head injury?

Patient : I did a showee in the shower.

by ProxyGhost March 6, 2018

slowest cheetah

cheetahs are supposed to be fast but this cheetah is the slowest

Tyler is the slowest cheetah IN the universe.

by TOXIC.maddie February 6, 2019

Slopeezy

Pronounced: Slo-peezy

Slang for hitting the mountain slopes.

Headed to Tahoe tomorrow and I cannot wait to hit the slopeezy!

by ProfoundPlastic April 12, 2010

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012