by declanisromped April 21, 2008
Get the slingshotting penguinsmug. Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
Get the cottage cheese slingshotmug. When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.
Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!
by slampig 21 April 2, 2023
Get the Genny Cream Ale Slingshotmug. During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.
by SK61688 December 9, 2008
Get the Iowa Slingshotmug. When a person takes both of your legs and plants a foot onto your ballsack and proceeds to pull both legs towards themselves causing horrible pain
by yung wheatly May 30, 2023
Get the slingshotmug. by Arsari July 26, 2018
Get the Slingshotermug. Holding the open end of a used condom over the receiver's open mouth while pulling back on the tip and releasing it, slingshotting the seamen in the condom into the back of the recipient's throat.
You going on another date with Tony?
I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.
The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.
I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.
The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.
by W.R.Slade February 14, 2024
Get the naval slingshotmug.