White Stuff on Dog Shit

The white matter that forms on dog shit after it sits for a spell.

The white stuff on dog shit is shit too.

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit

this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.

Narrator: The computer crashes!

Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!

by drawghanz January 27, 2010

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

thicker than dog shit

When a female who has eye catching ample ass for days,one must double take, and gaze in wonder. Just one of the many terms which define thickness sickness, which predominantly effects the African American male population, however, newer studies reveal Caucasian males are no more immune than their counterpart, and equally succeptable.

Damn baby you thicker than dog shit.

by TWACK BACK Montoya March 13, 2017

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

Run Over Rubber Dog Shit

Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating

Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?

Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible

by Freeze_Riggs July 3, 2016