Shire

Shire is super awesome and super goofy, this girl will always be there for you but she also loves to talk a lot. Everyone wants to be friends with her cus she is so fun to be around

"That girl Shire is nice and funny"

by dickiepoo123 October 4, 2023

Shire

A combination of shite and dire; an adjective meaning that something is particularly disappointing or substandard.

Man, I'm having no fun, this party is shire.

by BantersaurousRex March 29, 2015

Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

by GynaBFW March 2, 2009