noun - Shalom
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,
When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?
Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,
When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?
Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
"How did the interview go?"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"
"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"
"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
by madras messiah May 24, 2016
Get the Shalomingmug. "Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023
Get the Shalom Alechemmug. 
Get the Shalommug. 
shalom is crazy friend with a crazy personality. Everything about him is just unbelievably crazy. The only thing he talks about is anime and food.
by Typical.lillyx November 5, 2019
Get the Shalommug. She is a cool gal, with a Rockin 'tude. Not only is she the biggest widgee you'll ever meet, but she just has a radical personality in general. Wanting to befriend of date the coolest person ever? Then she's your gal.
by ShomeoneZ November 21, 2021
Get the Shalommug. by Diana Falls July 17, 2020
Get the Shalomemug.