A person who has a small penis. Grows to a maximum of two inches on rare occasions.
He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
"Shalom Youre so close to hitting the rim just try again"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
by Splash360 raptors October 4, 2018
Get the Shalommug. by louvikh December 17, 2016
Get the shalommug. this is a saying piper rockelle uses at the start of her yt video as a unique greeting for her viewers.
by piperrazzi September 11, 2019
Get the shalommug. Defined as someone that has never been near a puss without the use of Cosby medication.
In Ukranian it literally translate to dog chaser.
In Ukranian it literally translate to dog chaser.
The man arrested for beasteality had been described as pulling a Shalom korf after multiple witnesses saw him chasing a hairless Mexican rat dog with his tip hanging out.
by Miriam Webster og June 1, 2018
Get the A Shalom korfmug. Independently, Yahweh is Hebrew for God — Shalom can be used interchangeably as a greeting or a farewell. Together 'Yahweh-Shalom' means 'The Lord is peace', as it says in Judges 6:24 (New Living Translation).
In the midst of turmoil, devastation or struggle of any kind, we need to always keep close to our hearts that Yahweh-Shalom — The Lord is Peace.
by Inoke Emptyshore January 16, 2022
Get the Yahweh-Shalommug. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023
Get the Shalom Alechemmug. shalom is a word that is useless so i wouldn't use it to be honest unless u want to go to hell which is me so SHALOM and bam, im now in hell. Notice every time i type the word shalom and you read it u say it in your head? Well now you're going to hell too.
"Yo dude come to the edge of this cliff dawg (guy number 2 enters and getes pushed off the cliff) "ha, you just got shalomed"
by OPA OPA96 April 17, 2020
Get the Shalommug.