seamus-ass a'hole

a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.

a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.

by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019

Seamus

A dumbass bitch who fucks his sister

Seamus equals a bitch

by Ur yet October 4, 2019

Seamus

A wedlock congressmen with his black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic

Seamus is a satanist

by Djslimdick12453 October 14, 2019

seamus corcoran

an absolute twat. nobody likes him. usually known to fancy someone with the name of liv ward. seamus is fit af tho but liv has commitment issues🥴🥴🥴🥴

liv: seamus corcoran your fit

seamus: i really like u

liv: *freaks out*

by john@69 November 5, 2019

seamus car

The talented drummer from American Thrash Metal band, Slayer II: Electric Boogaloo, also known as Negativity.

He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.

Have you heard of Seamus Car? His Napalm Death covers are legendary!

by colewhite February 10, 2020

semula

Malay word for repeating the process from start Used during military (or equivalent divisions) marching drills when going from one point to another point within the training compound.

Example :

Squad watch your front....

Squad SEDIIIIIIIAAAA.... 1.2....

SEMULA!

that's when you know someone fucks the shit up because he never raise his legs high enough or stomp as hard to the ground

by whitemirrors April 7, 2020

semusa

Semusa is the coolest guy on earth if we’re being honest. He’s so athletic,funny,cute,handsome and overall the person I need in my life. He’s a wonderful human and should be cared for. We love u fetty wap

Bro I miss semusa
I haven’t talked to semusa all day and I’m kinda upset

by Realkev October 18, 2020