semi-single

the status of a person who is half single, half taken; someone who is in an unofficial relationship

I am not single, I am semi-single so stop trying to bag you asshole.

by xxsillyheadxx January 10, 2011

Semibisexual

A person who thinks that only half of bisexual isnt just gay or straight and claims as such. However some sources claim that its 75% to one gender and 25% to the other which would still be bisexual. These people tend to be incredibly dumb"

"Mom im semi bisexual"
"Which way"
"girls"
"so your straight"
"no im semi bisexual"
"your an idiot"
Example 2:
A"hi im jenny and im semibisexual for girls"
B"wouldnt that make you gay"
C"your both wrong shes a retard"

by Imhopefullynotstupid August 19, 2021

semi-okay

Kinda between okay and good or okay and bad, depending on how you look at it, but mostly, it's between ok and bad...

How was ur day?
Semi okay, i guess...

by Zubie March 27, 2003

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) When you're doing work that's not the work you should be doing, but instead of just procrastinating you're being semi-productive and doing something that's not really important but still relates to your task.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate

Similar to pro-crastination, but not nearly as productive. Different in that semi-productive procrastination is still about what you should be doing, and can actually lead to what you should be doing.

Similar to productive procrastination, but different in that when you semi-productively procrastinate, what you're doing still relates a little to what you SHOULD be doing but just isn't it.

kid 1: "Hey are you working on that soc. paper due tomorrow?"
kid 2: "Kinda. I've spent the last hour making an outline for what we're supposed to be writing about."
kid 1: "He didn't ask for an outline."
kid 2: "Yeah I know. I'm semi-productively procrastinating."

parent: "Stop procrastinating on your book report!"
kid: "It's not procrastination -- I'm just reading the book first and then answering the questions."
parent: "Instead of answering as you read?"
kid: "It's SEMI-PRODUCTIVE procrastination."

by LivingIt September 22, 2010

semi nude

A semi nude is when some unloyal boy is looking a nude and is always asking for one and your just like fuck sake you know what ill just send him a semi nude. A semi nude being a picture of you with no top on but covering up your boobs so its not a nude, so its a semi nude.

Fuck sake asked for a nude and all I got was a semi nude. Not impressed

by Focusonme April 22, 2016

Seabitch

Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.

A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.

by TMTC October 20, 2008

semicomma

A semicomma is a term mistakenly used instead of the term semicolon.

This is a semicomma: ;

He said, "You use semicomma!"

You must use a semicomma in that situation.

This is a sentence with a semicomma:
He used a semicomma; therefore, he did not know that the semicomma was indeed called a semicolon.

by random individual November 9, 2010