Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.
At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
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Glen Harbour, Saskatchewan

A beach town full of people who are smug and old retired engineer's that get their daily enjoyment by calling the cops on the kids that are having fun.
Me: where are you from?
Person: Glen Harbour, Saskatchewan.
Me: *drives away without hesitation*
by Osama laden haden November 15, 2021
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Saskatchewan motorboat

When you cum on a woman’s anus and then eat her out while she is suspended from the ceiling tied by her wrists and ankles with a rope
Babe is time for the Saskatchewan Motorboat
by Greenbean24 August 13, 2024
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Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob
Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.
by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 07, 2019
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