Sardine Minkey

Tightly packed faggot

You see that gay guy over there? That’s a Sardine Minkey!

by Anon244357 March 22, 2022

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Heavy sardines

The next stage to the phrase "heavy salad"

Used in very stressful situations

"Mate this maths level is heavy salad"

"Nah bro its heavy sardines"

by BigKieth June 7, 2021

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Sardine Ting

When Bare Manz or Bare Galdem be in one location at one time, and its just too much. Can also be used in terms of a Gangbang.

Guy 1: Yo the club is packed, I can barely barely move in here
Guy 2: Aii the club be a Sardine Ting

by Griffin Manz October 17, 2019

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Sloppy Sardine

A lady in a friend group that’s kind of a les hoe, just looking for a fresh lick.

OMG SAVANAH IS BEING A SLOPPY SARDINE COVER YA COOTS.

by Heatlheatl October 6, 2025

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A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."

I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?

by Thedacious Jones October 26, 2025

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