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The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
by CJLT April 21, 2020
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Sex Satellite

SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.
I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.
by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023
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Taliyah and Santillis

Yall are the bomb.com i love u both ❤️ And i hope i never loose yall💗
Taliyah and Santillis are great❤️💕
by My bestfriends June 12, 2019
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80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies
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