Made in response to political pundit and former cardboard Doom sign activist Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor". It is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star fuck-up that has become the U.S.A. Held on October 30th, 2010 at the national mall in Washington D.C., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who participate. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of Truthiness.
Hey Jim! You forgot to pack the Generic Angry Signs!
Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.
Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.
by Waterboy72 October 25, 2010
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Damn! That Pimp hand sanitizer works so well, my hand smells so spring-time fresh and clean!
Purell, Germ x, ect.
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by Pimp Daddy Master April 23, 2007
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They have the most horrifically embarassing adverts, one of them involves a sanitary towel on a bucking bronco, and another on a rollercoaster.
They have the most horrifically embarassing adverts, one of them involves a sanitary towel on a bucking bronco, and another on a rollercoaster.
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Get the sanitorium mug.The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
by Sampzky April 15, 2010
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answer- 'i was just Shankitied by that old lady'
'yeah well i got a lollipop shoved up my ass so don't be complaining......bitch!
answer- 'i was just Shankitied by that old lady'
'yeah well i got a lollipop shoved up my ass so don't be complaining......bitch!
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Habibi: lets make love to a camel!!!
John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....
John: wtf dude, remove that sanity extractor before making such plans....
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