A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.
US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."
to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."
to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
by ilRabbino April 24, 2013
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Get the oh for heaven's sake mug.A quote that the famous Louis Tomlinson said to Niall whilst on the radio because he dropped his tea.
Harry: “Of like...”
Niall: *Drops tea*
Louis: “OH FOR GODS SAKE NIALL”
Niall: *Screams in pain*
Harry: “For the benefit of the radio...”
Zayn: “My coffee!”
Harry: “Niall's just dropped his tea”
Niall: *Drops tea*
Louis: “OH FOR GODS SAKE NIALL”
Niall: *Screams in pain*
Harry: “For the benefit of the radio...”
Zayn: “My coffee!”
Harry: “Niall's just dropped his tea”
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He has The biggest dong in the classroom (including the teacher).
He has The biggest dong in the classroom (including the teacher).
by Big_nice_Guy October 15, 2019
Get the Sakarias mug.A reason given when something unrealistic, unbelievable, or too convenient happens in a movie, book, or TV show because otherwise the plot would be ruined. Especially relevant when characters miss obvious details that would lead to big revelations.
"Why the FUCK hasn't Lois Lane realized that Clark Kent is Superman! They look exactly alike and he DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A MASK!"
"For the Sake of the Plot."
"For the Sake of the Plot."
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