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Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020
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Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
by bek1966 May 22, 2019
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Soiled

Father I have soiled myself.
by shittihs February 17, 2023
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Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.
1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.
by Pictopathy September 25, 2021
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Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner
Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil
by The brad of chads March 25, 2021
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